You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

what dog?

mmmm…wait, there’s a dog?

um, I know you girls looooove dogs

just-call-me-mrs-hiddles  celtickaye  ba-dum-tish ….

I am the girl who prefers to spend her Friday night curled up with her pillow, reading a good novel, and I am also the girl who likes to go out on a Saturday night and dance until the DJ plays his last song. I am the girl who wants to wear beat up converses and an oversized sweatshirt, and I am also the girl who owns over sixty dresses and too many shoes to count. Why did it become okay to say one is better than the other? Because I am all of that.
Ming D. Liu, What is “better?” (via hisworkofart)
1. If you take it off, hang it up
2. Start carrying cash
3. Write your grocery list before you hit the store
4. Say “no” more often
5. Unsubscribe from those tempting sales emails
6. Go places on two wheels (and remember to wear your bike helmet!)
7. Bring a plant into work to wake up your desk
8. Keep a notepad in your purse and jot down your ideas as they come
9. Do your kegels
10. Always back up your smart phone/computer
11. Turn your to-do list into a schedule. Specify what time you will tackle each item
12. Get into bed 20 minutes before you actually want to be asleep
13. Find a good tailor
14. Get professionally fitted for a bra
15. Discover your signature scent
16. Find the perfect shade of red lipstick for your complexion
17. Buckle up
18. Shop the outer edge of the supermarket to avoid junk foods
19. Turn off your tech devices one hour before you sleep
20. Switch to a moisturizer with SPF